Innovative gaming tactics

What to do when Lady Luck is turning her back on you and your opponents seem a bit too concentrated with their sunglasses and all?

Try new innovative gaming tactics: Distract them with casino jokes! Here's a little inspiration for starters...

Betspin casino joker

– What are a man's three favorite games?
– Checker, Chess, and Poker.

"I read the book named 'How to win easily and fast with poker'."
"Wow, that's awesome, I want one too. Where did you find it?"
"In the fantasy section."

"I'll visit the bathroom... Somehow I feel my chances of getting a Royal Flush are finally rising."

– Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?
– Because he was on a roll.

Casino gambling jokes

A man joins Gamblers Anonymous.
He’s given three-to-one odds he won’t make it.

How do you get 80 nice old ladies to curse at the same time?
Yell "Bingo".


We absolutely do not take responsibility whether these tactics will be useful or not. Because gambling jokes are like butt cracks – everyone has one and they all stink.

Have a hilarious Thursday y'all!